FAIL.

Beware, this post could contain a little too much information for you readers. Don't say I didn't warn you.

This is a true story. 

I changed my clothes about an hour ago. In the dark.

I just went pee. 

Guess what I discovered? 

No, I didn't have anything on inside out or backwards.

But, my underwear was definitely torn. 

Not torn like the waistband has a tear, or there was a thread snag or something normal.

Nope. A big giant hole. Right in the important part.

Just so you know. This is my life.