Beware, this post could contain a little too much information for you readers. Don't say I didn't warn you.
This is a true story.
I changed my clothes about an hour ago. In the dark.
I just went pee.
Guess what I discovered?
No, I didn't have anything on inside out or backwards.
But, my underwear was definitely torn.
Not torn like the waistband has a tear, or there was a thread snag or something normal.
Nope. A big giant hole. Right in the important part.
Just so you know. This is my life.